SHOTGUN CROSSBOW

The greatest weapon for killing vampires this side of the sun. Ash would be jealous.

Maybe the hottest thing I've ever seen.

This is cosplay of an Adepta Sororitas, a Sister of Battle from the Warhammer 40,000 universe. If I had to explain that to you, you probably don't understand why my panties are soaked.

More pics here:
http://darkreign40k.com/forum/index.php?topic=2453.0

Don't do 'em, kids

Perfect.

This is an AMV for an anime titled Perfect Blue. I saw one (this one? not sure) back in the early oughts, was shocked, horrified,and pretty interested. Having a terabyte drive fearing the end of all you can eat internets, I've been downloading more stuff than I could watch in a month, Perfect Blue being on the list. So right before bed, instead of porn, I put on this horror movie anime, just to see if it's interesting, you know? Just see how it starts.

An hour and a half later, and I'm out here blogging about it.

It's good. I couldn't stop the movie,even though I was tired. Creepy, intense, and not really the best thing right before bed. So I'm out here talking to you, making love to an open window.

If psychological thriller-type anime sounds like something you might even be vaguely interested in, don't watch the AMV, go watch the anime. If you don't care, check out the video. Really excellent work here.



Hurm. Want nice dreams. Back to googling Liz Leia.

Bullets at 1,000,000 frames per second

Amazing.





When I was younger I used to watch a cartoon called Robotech, in the opening credits these mile-long alien space ships would be getting cored by space lasers and would explode from the inside, bursting like overripe fruit, and splattering all over the solar system. I always thought it was just crazy anime science fiction, until I saw this. At about 5:13, you see ballistic gelatin being exploded by rifle rounds, and I saw a childhood of badly dubbed VHS tapes from in that moment.


Specifically, 1:16 here. Can Japanese animators see at a million frames a second?




I see that clip in my head a lot.

Just don't tell my doctor.

Star Wars: Uncut

This is a trailer for a fan project where a few hundred lucky nerds get to re-create their favorite 15 seconds in Star Wars, and then it all get plastered together! Looks cool, and I'd imagine Lucas would be all for it. Check out the clips here:

http://www.starwarsuncut.com/

Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Now I'm off to download clips of Liz Lemon dressed as Princess Leia.

Faggot BROOUCE!

(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(lickin' on a cock and balls)I'm gon' stick it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce

Check this sick as flow coming from a fuckin gay nigga
Aint you heard yet? I aint got no shame nigga
What's that you say dawg? You wanna talk trash?
Let's see how tough you look with a dick in your ass
I'm a rough motherfucker, spent 10 years in the clink
Crushed all types of ass, black, white, (?) and chink
I'm scary as hell, some motherfuckers don't flex
Shank you in the shower, it's some bloody gay sex

(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(lickin' on a cock and balls)I'm gon' stick it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce
(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(if it aint swole)Then punch the tip and twist it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce

Verse 2, coming through, with the thickness
Fuck females, I'm all about the dickness
I'll rip the mic and represent for my crew
Stricklee Dicklee, I'll put my penis where you poopoo
Don't act disgusted, it's bigger then me baby
Your daddy queer as hell and he like gulpin' gravy
From a roughneck bulletproof homo like Bruce
Get ready for cock, I hope that cornhole be loose

(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(lickin' on a cock and balls)I'm gon' stick it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce
(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(if it aint swole)Then punch the tip and twist it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce

I'm the wizard of wang, call me Gandalf the Gay
Dwarf, hobbit, or elf, all that ass being play
I'm sick with it (precious) deep inside my robes
Bow down to the scepter now your face explodes
I got potions, and some magical lotions
A sorcerers shit, put that dick in motion
The time has come, to crown the new rap king
Faggot Bruce! Give me the golden cock ring

(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(lickin' on a cock and balls)I'm gon' stick it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce
(lickin' on a cock)You grip it then you kiss it
(if it aint swole)Then punch the tip and twist it
(lickin' on a cock)It's time for abuse
F A double G O T this is Bruce

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